She said, I love you.
He said, Nothing.
(As if there were just one of each word
and the one who used it, used it up).
In the history of language
the first obscenity was silence.
(Source: youwouldcrytoo, via eightstrangers)
In the future, normal clapping will be replaced with booty clapping. Audiences of thousands will turn around and violently thrash their anuses creating an uproarious clamor at the end of each song American adult alternative rock band, Green Day, performs.
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